Character: Tir McDohl
Series: Suikoden I & II
Age: appears to be in his late teens
Canon: The Scarlet Moon Empire is a thriving land, full of people who are more than happy with their government, and-- okay, no, not really. That’s a horrible lie. In reality, the Empire is decaying from the inside out, full of corrupt officials and and Emperor who’s too in love with his Court Magician to do anything about it. Tir is the son of one of the Emperor’s most trusted generals. However, due to a series of events largely beyond his control, he also becomes the leader of the rebel Liberation Army. Talk about awkward.
Tir is a fairly cheerful young man with a slightly strange sense of humor. Though he was raised in an affulent household in the capitol city of the emprie, he’s actually quite down-to-earth and kind--but he’s been known to get rather snarky at times. His major source of angst comes from the fact that he’s the bearer of one of the Rune of Life and Death, commonly nicknamed the Souleater due to its unfortunate tendency to kill and consume the souls of people close to its bearer. Despite this, Tir tries to look on the bright side as much as he can.There’s such a thing as being too helpful you know. I understand where the temptation comes from, believe me, I do. I mean, it’s included with the job description, right below the part about recruiting the furniture. But my point is, after a while, you’re just going too far. It’s like trying to send stew through the mail--you’re only going to be hurting yourself. And the person opening the package.
All this is to say that while I appreciate the sign, it’s not really necessary. And, y’know, a little rude, actually. I mean. “Surgeon General’s Warning: Prolonged exposure may result in the death of you and/or your loved ones. Void where prohibited (illegal in Australia).” Come
on.
Also, I’m just going fishing. I don’t need a zombie guard-- a zombie
harem? Is that what you are? OKay, that explains the strategically-placed veils. But I really think you’re misunderstanding. I’m not in the market for any, uh, “hos of destiny” at the moment. No matter
how qualified your resume is. For one thing, how do dung beetles make you an expert on sex? I don’t--
--actually, I just don’t want to know. Just could you please point me in the direction of the lake? I was told there was a charming young lady by the name of Marcy could show me around.She should be expecting me, I think. My name’s--
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